professional dog enjoyer here : hot dogs might be my favourite food. here is Photographic evidence of me talking about dogs. (of the hot variety.)

background picture from Wikipedia

i haven't gotten any pictures but i invented an awesome kind of hotdog made with crossaint instead of bun.

here's me at the zoo eating a £9.50 'nacho hot dog' with my dear friend glep smiling friends. this hot dog was bad

hotdog counter? i hardly know her.... at least ~30 (modest estimate) hot dogs eaten in 2026.

i wish i had enough evidence to know exactly how many 'dogs iv'e eaten this year or the balls to Lie about how many 'dogs i've eaten this year. but all i can do is this modest estimate. Last week i spent £3.50 on a 'hot dog' that was just a sausage in a bread roll. that one sucked also.

thankyou corbasm awesome website for this idea im stealing from you.